Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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