i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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