So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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