She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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