Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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