All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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