just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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