This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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