you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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