u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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