Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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