I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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