i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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