he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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