Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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