yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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