whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
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you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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