Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
never play flip cup with pint glasses
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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