I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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