just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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