Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize
