just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Four minutes until I can fart!
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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