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For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
