just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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