I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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