Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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