Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
tell me about the fingering
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