Please, let me fuck your mom
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
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you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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