My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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