I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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