Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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