i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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