There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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