We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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