I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Still dying that you shit outside
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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