hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
