He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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