if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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