Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Randomize
