i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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