But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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