Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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