Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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