im about as happy as oj after his trial
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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