i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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