I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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