And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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