IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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