when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I wear drunk well.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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