turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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