READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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