I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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