the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Sober January is a disaster.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
