I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Randomize
