just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Michael Bay diarrhea
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Just pee around me
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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