so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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