i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I don't get it.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now