apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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