I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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